AHHHHH! YOU ARE THE REASON I AM FAT!

So that’s what people do when they aren't having sex

He grew up on long island if I am remembering correctly. He said on his Comedians In Cars Etc with Steve Harvey that his first interaction with a black person was his college roommate.

I have this thing where I won't date anybody who has a horrible palate. Never, never, never.

I think that was also a story in Apocalypse Now

Social Justice Courier VS Social Justice Warrior?

He also stated he didn't meet a black person until his freshman year of college. He seems to have been incredibly sheltered his entire life.

Rebecca De Mornay was a great unsung character. Her putting the Seinfeld crew in their place multiple times was a things of beauty, something the other folks in their world were never able to do quite so deliciously.

Now that I’m older, I’m seeing that the people of color on Seinfeld were ALWAYS in service positions. Can anyone prove me wrong? They seemed to treat Mickey really well regarding little people, in all fairness.

My father is a wonderful person, but he has a continuing fear of poisoning me, and therefore shoeleathers all beef unless I am around to stop him.

What business is it of theirs if their clients are not straight? If you have a problem with different kinds of people, maybe you shouldn’t be working for the public.

Kate and Co. seem like they have never been outside of palace walls and have no idea how commoners dress.

The racist conservative father of one of my closest friends once called all babies selfish freeloaders, including his newborn grandson. No joke.

Would it be wrong of me to ask why her nipples look like they are running away from each other?

Or Muirfield Village.

Holy crap, I thought those were real people for a second, and I was all "thems some white names, bro.".

Shaved deodorant makes an excellent fruit salad garnish

Don't talk that way about Delicious Dish.

Its like when I get chicken or potato(e?) salad and its full of fruit. IT SHOULD NOT BE.