Your statements make me cringe for various reasons.

I loved the one where some guy shields a young boy from the screaming mob of fundies at a funeral, tells him he just needs to try his best to treat people the way he’d like to be treated to get to heaven, AND THE MAN IS ACTUALLY SATAN AND DRIVES THEM BOTH OFF A CLIFF.

On a trip to Cancun, the service people were highly aggressive. One waitress stood over me until I left the sufficient amount of pesos. Even asking for the time demanded payment. On the pre-paid shuttle back to the airport, we had completely run out of cash, and gave the guy our last. He became enraged at the idea of…

I sell those out of my van

I wonder if Princey ever went to a party with North West and she laughed him out of the club.

I can't stop laughing. You win everything.

The 24 hour news cycle moves quickly. This will be old hat by the end of the week. I think we already forgot about Courtney Barnes.

They just want to say "well if Caitlyn gender can identify as a woman..." with impudent glee. They don't actually care if what they are saying is making sense at all.

I could have gone with Duggar Petting Zoo, but that would have been too far....

K. Stew always looks like she got the wrong food at a restaurant, but she doesn’t want to ruin everyone elses good time by bringing it up.

Oh he started processing stuff off youtube a few years back. Believe me, it is the worst.

Yes, I am aware that my situation was nowhere near that of being trafficked into Florida to live in some dunderheaded pimps sex dungeon.

This mom seems like one of those “My daughter is free to make her own mistakes” moms, but always has someone to clean up all the spilled booze the next morning and bail her kid out of jail.

My father spent the 80’s converting his albums to tapes, the 90’s converting those tapes into CD’s, and then, his masterpiece, turning his 30 year obsession into garbled mp3’s where you can kind of hear the beach boys, but really its just me screaming in the background. I’m pretty close to 30, but if I’m ever in a car…

WHAT IS WITH DADS AND GARRISON KEILLER?!?

The only thing worse then a broken air conditioner is an air conditioner trying to lie to you about its broken status.

This is me to every degree

Its because we let morons ruin the internet. If they tried to air a show like the golden girls on prime time tv (do not give me that Hot in Cleveland B.S.), One Million Moms would be calling the depends people demanding they pull their ads.