On my graduation from college, the first thing my boyfriend said after the ceremony, in front of my hard-working, immigrant-blue collar parents, was very loudly how they butchered my Polish last name. We broke up sometime later.

Also Jesus was pissed at the concept of leading children away from the Lord.

Of course not, because she is white and blonde, duh.

When I was on vacation, I lost my camera in a bathroom in Central America. A cleaning woman ran after me to give it back when I was sure it was gone.

Funny how when I travel abroad to Latin American countries the people are friendlier and accepting of me, even though my Spanish is terrible, and nothing like this racist Cee Us oN Thursday.

Megalolz sounds like a Spanish Language Radio Station.

Its more likely they will spend their time flashing their Gootches to the papparazi rather than learning about feminism. Also, don’t forget the “leaked” sex tapes, and subsequent parade of reality TV shows.

And yet that only makes me want more.

I’d pick a Clinton over a Bush any day of the week. At least Hillary would stand up to the Republicans.

Lets just say what what everyone is thinking: Us ladies are all saving ourselves for Prince Harry until he picks some stupid, boring lady to marry instead and we all give up and marry our boyfriends. My current relationship is really just to make him jealous.

The problem is crooked lawyers. A friend of mine worked for Dunkin Donuts and asked why they couldn't give day-old goods they were trashing to local shelters. They used to do this, apparently, until a bunch of attorneys gathered the homeless from a particular shelter and accused D and D of poisoning them with old…

The very things republicans stand up AGAINST.

First person to out Jeb Bush as a philanderer gets a basket of cookies from me. Do we really need another Bush in the whitehouse? Because if he runs every church bus in the country will be loading up their best idiots to go out and vote for him. Come on. Free cookies. And maybe a teddy bear.

We have no contact with any of my father’s paternal family from upstate New York, so I have a fear of dating any white men from the region thanks to this fact. I think I once got a male friend super drunk (he was from the area, but this was in Texas) because he refused to tell me his “white ethnicity” (german, Polish,…

Im so happy I live in a large state with lots of people from different places. I have a friend from elsewhere whose maternal family is inbred and she is riddled with health problems. Me and my sibling: strong as all hell.

Jelly Babies, the British answer to Gummy Bears.

I'm avoiding reading this because I only just started season 5, but please, please think of those of us who got a late start. Google already spoiled the partial fate of Trudy when I googled her.

Dear Jezebel,

Because he is.