Wait, hold up. Those Chevy commercials told me they won the JD Power Most Reliable award. You mean to tell me those awards are worthless? What about those normal people and their important opinions?

Was it absolutely the first thing I noticed? “Why soitenly!”

Came here to say this. Three Stooges reference is best reference. 

Jokes on them.   The US didn’t lose a single F-35 during the Vietnam war. 

The switch labeled “nyck”.  Obviously:

Just a quick primer on the Saturn series, since I’m sure it will come up:

Somebody really needs to Photoshop a Jeep grille on the bow of the Admiral Kuznetsov.

In large part, the US Navy is the World Navy. It is responsible for keeping the peace and protecting global trade, which we benefit from enormously. Its not exactly fair, but sometimes the best peace policy is overwhelming force. Its worked since 1945 at keeping humanity out of enormously destructive global conflicts,…

When your engine requires a trailer with more than 4 wheels.

If we are going to talk F1 engine noises, there’s only one video worth watching, and while it’s hard to pick a favorite, I think the introduction of the 1996 F310 is the one that does it for me.

I was lucky enough to attend a race meet a few years ago in which three F1 Ferraris representing V10, V12, and Turbo eras joined a Formula 5000 grid.

Update Feb. 20, 2019 3:55 P.M. ET: The Insurance Institute for Highway Safety has responded to Jalopnik’s request for input on this bill, writing in an email:

I’m waiting for someone from Scotland to show up. They must have some hoora bonnie motor expressions to skelp on us sussenachs.

Yup....blowing the carbon out...thought that was just my dad an I, though.

I was confused the first time I heard someone describe a car as “minty,” as in is in mint condition.

Orlove’d: When you flip your dream car on it’s roof

If you’re seriously asking that I wonder why we’re on Jalopnik. Off the top of my head:
1. It pisses off Range Rover purists.
2. It pisses off BMW purists.
3. It now makes turbo noises, and with some tweaking can probably shoot fire out the exhaust.
4. It now has a manual.

We got Glickenhaus on line one.

I’ll be in my bunk.

This works.