Maybe it’s another naked emperor thing?

Parsh Fan* Falls Into Deep Hole of Agony and Woe, Lamborghini Spits Down the Hole, Life Meaningless Once More

See, that’s the thing about law in this country. As much as they try to tell you different in court, it’s not about whether or not you violated the law, it’s whether that action makes you guilty of a crime, and those two are NOT the same thing (this is the whole point of a jury of your peers, read up on jury…

International delegation delivers the verdict at the Nürburgring trials and the Germans are hung out to dry.

We can’t all go to work drunk.  Some of us have to wait until we get there.

If you are curious, here were the alternate headlines:

Allow me to introduce you to the Landmaster.

Town Cars are great. Comfortable, roomy, relaxed to drive, more than enough power. One of the best long road trip cars out there.

How that initial meeting went:

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This isn’t the first time the Japanese and Germans have teamed up to try to beat the rest of Europe, Asia, and America. These results seem to be much better than previous collaborations though.

But then Malibu-ify it even more. Rebadge it. Give it steelies that hide the brakes and throw generic hubcaps on it. Remove the lip spoiler. Scrape the bumper to give it that, “I don’t know how to drive through parking garages” look.

Ford Focus sedan on top.

Regardless of size, a state shouldnt have the power to dictate Federal Law. The larger picture here is that California wants to shape the Country’s Laws to appease its residents.

“Plus the sedan based utes looked so much cooler.”

Solid agree.

It’s slightly disturbing, even to me, how much I enjoyed this particular episode of Fancy Kristen.

This is cultural appropriation.

Thank you for hearing my story of recovery.