Because when Zenimax signs the check, you don’t say no.

The real story is that someone is spending Stinger GT money on a Golf

Imagine a world without the U.S. flooding it with weapons and drug money.

David Tracy is now going to have dreams about this where whispery voices tell him to build a swampy woods in his back yard so that the rusty car parts will come out of the ground.

No I disagree. Its not like airports have to buy the surrounding land to avoid noise pollution from the planes taking off. If you decide to build houses there for whatever reason, you know what you’re getting into.

F1 elimination qualifying was pretty spectacularly bad. Double points at the last race was dumb too. 

If only the GT86/FR-S/BRZ had more power this could have been completely avoided

This simply can’t be. This is exactly how Trump is hoping his tariffs will work, which I have read on the internet, isn’t possible.

I’d like to contest the following: doors, AC, heat, seat belts, power steering, power brakes, backup camera, Automatic Emergency braking, radio.

I truly mean this without offense, but chances are, you are less than 30 years old, and your formative automotive memories are all AFTER the 1993 introduction of this car...

100% fair. the F1 is infinitely function over form, hence it’s reign as fastest car for so long. The unassuming nature of its looks lends to the reason why it was so fast.

Sorry; no hood ornament can ever compare with the 1958 Nash Metropolitan:

Beg, borrow, steal. Or just ask, drive one, and you will never see cars the same again.

Can’t wait for his Daytona 500 run

So this is what Adderall looks like in print form.

I mentioned the word “Minnesota” to Fancy Kristen, and she immediately turned violent. Had to repeat “St. Tropez” over and over, very quietly, until she calmed down.

Good idea.

NOTE: I’m aware that the AMC Eagle is a thing and sorry for the mortal sin of not mentioning it. However, this article is about a future trend prediction and given that the Eagle inspired absolutely no followups for 30 years, I don’t think it really is worth mentioning as a precursor to a greater trend. /end rant.