A traitor to the country is a Great American according to Mississippi.

Says you. I haven’t had a Ninty console since cube, but the Switch has rustled some form of my jimmies.

Would she have thought the same thing if a white guy was fixing his car?
Or would it have gone like this?

“...you can’t support the troops and be for national health care; that’s illegal in this country.”

She stated she was racial profiling, and so you know for certain that she would not have called the cops of she’d seen you or me. Or anyone else with white skin. Heck, she would’ve *helped* him if he’d’ve had the foresight to be white.

My previous encounters where I called a drunk idiot an idiot for being a dismissive prick to someone for no real reason?

Too bad someone didn’t say that to her first.

“Because I’m basically white...”

How dare you bring facts into this.

“Who in the hell is this Democrat-come-lately to scold Democrats on all they’ve done wrong?”

Dashcams are important.* If you can get one that can link to a cellphone for upload to the cloud, even better.

I sort of assumed that, given that humanity is 90% trash as per Sturgeon’s law.

Yeah, that’s a hard claim to prove, considering all the stiff competition.

Dude, you can’t just SAY you’re the champ. You have to cumpete.

I’m all about teasing the nipple to get more milk.

I don’t need an e-sport to tell me I’m masturbation champion.

Do you know if the controllers have a mic? I really want to play that farting game.

And dont forget boxing with coily arms. Nintendo really has its finger on the pulse of what consumers are clamoring for

This is going to be a blast stoned.

We don’t want Metroid, F-Zero or a new Donkey Kong. We want this simple milk game.