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Nothing will beat the horror that was Teddy Ruxpin. I had legit nightmares about my brother’s toy when I was young and full of imagination.

Nothing beats this, nothing.

NOPE

If he’s not mature enough to handle his roommate talking about his sex life, then he’s not mature enough for sex.

That’s when you stuff his pillowcase with them.

And Michael, too. My college boyfriend reprimanded me for putting pantyliner wrappers in the garbage in his bathroom because his roommate would tease him for it. I was so humiliated. I didn’t occur to me then to be pissed at him and his stupid roommate. I feel sad for my younger self, and I’ll never stop being pissed

Vanity keeps me from throwing away my makeup and sanity keeps me from, as I often feel the repugnant urge, breaking the mirror with the surface of my own face and leaving us both cracked open. But I also can’t deny my current impulse to become as ugly and unlikeable as I can, merely to serve as constant reminder of

This was amazing. Thank you for writing!

ARE YOU SPEAKING ENGLISH RIGHT NOW?

Becoming Ugly

In 2001, when I was about 14 years old, my male friends invented a game that went like this: one of them—and it was

Re EE: she didn’t post JOHN SMITH HAS CROHN’S DISEASE AND CAN’T GIVE ME DICK AND LIVES AT 123 FAKE STREET, it is an advice column and she asked for advice.

Regarding the girl with the orbiter, it’s not just the possibility she wants to avoid the awkward confrontation, there’s always the possibility she likes having an orbiter cause it’s a huge ego-stroke.

Yeah, give it another shot. I’m 35 and I enjoyed the hell out of it (no pun intended), but I did have to take this approach because otherwise it was just too intense.

37 here.. loved Doom, and the chaotic pace. We’re not old! My parents still play action games. 😅

Shoulda named themselves The Fluid Exhange. Because it implies that the business exchange will go smoothly and they’ll make semen come out your weiner. They really blew it, coulda gotten loads more of business coming their way

“I’ve seen in the past. Especially on the Steam forums”

Well then I found your problem...

I know there’s really no way to prove this, but I really do take seriously the idea of telling the truth in what I write– well, when I’m not making some stupid joke. But I really do have a copy of the book Rocketship, and it really does have a reprint of this old comic, and that is really what I thought of when I

There’s a difference between working for a customer you don’t particularly like (or even loath) vs publicly acting to prop up and celebrate them. More than that, because this isn’t just “a job” they have to deal with becoming a propaganda tool for a politician who supports legislature that may directly seek to negate

All I see is people discuss consumer protection policies...

It “needs” to be accurate because that’s what the designers wanted. End of story.

The article starts off saying that they had tried to make something like this from the beginning, and that this is a re-do based on further discussion with the Nez Perce tribe that they had already been in communication with. It being “offensive” wasn’t brought up in the article at all or any outcry about the change