I have no dog in this fight, but your response is the de facto“I don’t know what I’m fucking talking about either, so go look it up noob.”, bullshit excuse, if I’ve ever seen it.

Bravo.

It wasn’t something that needed mentioning at all. I said “sound like”, not that you were one. But your follow up response confirms that you are, in fact, a dick. Keep at it! I’m sure someday your snarky ways will net you a mountain of what you called me. *wink*

Intentional or not, you sound like a dick.

If anyone wonders what “around fifteen times the cost of your favorite travel mug” actually is, it’s 149.99USD.

If anyone wonders what “around fifteen times the cost of your favorite travel mug” actually is, it’s 149.99USD.

He reminds me of the baby from Ghostbusters 2. Not sure why.

You can imagine my surprise. Sold it the day after the Pro was leaked. So it was still relevant.

I sold my Destiny limited ed. white console for 30 dollars more than I paid for it. That and it came with MGS5, which I had on PC already, for full retail price.

Still the best one. Though I thought Wip3out was pretty decent at the time. It oozed minimalism out of every pore.

Fuck! Now I have to get a PS4 again. Bastards.

I’m too old for super-long games. All I need it to do is entertain me. S’been a long time since I felt the need to beat something.

Well shit. My dad died at 51, so I hit “mid-life” about a decade ago.

No I mean the downtime after a huge battle. I loved the frenetic chaos, but was uninspired to explore posthumously. Hell this game and Dishonored 1 made me buy a PC. Cause the texture work on consoles for both were offensively bad.

Nice. I laughed pretty fucking hard at that. Like “choke-on-my-whiskey-hard”.

But you have to know it’s just a ploy.

Unrelated: Two Fez patches in 3 days. Da hell is going on?

Nah you good.

Question though: Are you actually “middle-aged”? I see a significant amount of my peers self-applying that title in their 40's.

And now I’ll remember disliking you strongly because, fuck you.

Well at least your naysayers know grammar.

Fair enough. I’m not standing on some bastion of superiority when it comes to this stuff either. Kotaku has been my go to place for 8 years and counting. I’m not slagging off on your article, I’m just surprised by it’s requirement in this day and age.

METAL GEAR?!