Ah yes the Reserve. The best anti-freeze in a can I’ve ever had!

I still remember the first time I had it. Put me on my ass after 4 tallboys. Plus it was the day of my Father’s funeral. What a day.

Bustin’ makes me feel good.

Q for me personally.

Nobody owe’s you shit kid. Get a refund and tune out. You’re being unreasonable.

Well aren’t you just a ray of ass-shine?

Is that slang for something... compromising?

Dat sheep-girl is adorable.

I’m beautiful, and love everything, wanna fight about it?

Or remove the specific update pack.

Nope your nope.

We might not see eye to eye, but you’re alright dude.

Oh you are just about the cutest little thing.

Doom 3 was kinda big ol’ turd. The new one is about a billion times more fun, emphasis on the FUN. I’d liken it to a game of THPS2. It just works.

Sorry that my polysyllabic words ensorcelled you.

As evidenced by their old trailer.

Who says it’s good? I need sources, cause I’ve lost a lot of goodwill towards this since it’s inception.

Yeah but this ad is soooo much better.

Your first paragraph is mind numbingly nonsensical.