As a Bay Area native, I feel you.

I was just going by the official Deadspin definition of “Warriors fan”. I’m not actually a tech bro, I have a real job.

Ditto. Although, as a tech-bro/VC/evil bastard Warriors fan I’ll still hate him from October-June.

What’s the criteria for getting ungreyed anyway? I just made one post about hot dog toppings and here I am.

I agree, we should legalize holding. With all the rule changes the last two decades that have crippled offenses because all fans want to see are sacks and tackles for losses, this should even the playing field somewhat.

Speak English.

I remember pitchers wearing jackets when they got on base when I was a kid. Guess it’s making comeback.

Wait, when did passive-aggressive Lebron ever leave?

Honestly, you’re better off not knowing.

Looks fake. Way too many words spelled correctly.

There is no wrong hole in the Ukraine.

He wants 17 million dollars and watches some pretty old movies for a 25 year-old.

When does she remove her mask to reveal that she was Stacey Dash all along?

Somehow I don’t think that makes her unique in this family.

It just sounds like they didn’t want to be meme-bait, not that they were afraid liberals couldn’t handle the mere mention of the name Robert Lee without soiling their trousers with rage. Besides, whenever you think “no one could possibly be offended by this”, someone will come along and ask you to hold their beer.…

I feel like ol’ Jeb was trying way too hard to compensate for the fact that his name is Jeb.

Wait wait wait... hang on just a second. I thought Mellencamp was Dollar Store Springsteen?

Brilliant PR strategy by the Bucs. They clearly knew their WYTS is coming up soon.

Maybe he’s worried because people who think equality is bad is like 75% of the NFL’s fanbase?

Thanks guys, now I hate sports, bar stools, and myself for having read that.