I feel like ol’ Jeb was trying way too hard to compensate for the fact that his name is Jeb.

Wait wait wait... hang on just a second. I thought Mellencamp was Dollar Store Springsteen?

Brilliant PR strategy by the Bucs. They clearly knew their WYTS is coming up soon.

Maybe he’s worried because people who think equality is bad is like 75% of the NFL’s fanbase?

Thanks guys, now I hate sports, bar stools, and myself for having read that.

Yeah, still can’t sell to anyone without a medical card until the law officially goes into effect next year.

I would guess he’d have a very short leash unless he plays out of his mind.

Honestly, I think the only way to appease both Kaepernick supporters and haters at this point is for someone to sign him. If he gets signed, he’s no longer being blackballed, making his supporters happy. And when he takes the field and plays like the guy that averages a whopping four passing yards a game more than…

Damn. I was looking forward to ignoring all 500 Days of Neymar.

He retired twice and came back. A three-time NBA player!

Onions, mustard, chilli. The way god intended.