Yes, those pesky mediocre players like Fletcher Cox:

By “bad faceoff guy” do you mean John Travolta or Nicolas Cage? Or maybe you mean John Travolta playing Nicolas Cage’s character or vice versa?

Shout out to all the irritable dad CPAs!

Rumor is that they plan to trade him to Denver for Mark Sanchez

I’m writing from Hartford and have to say that I am upset and offended by this list... Hartford is WAAAAAYYYYYY too high.

I think it’s fair to criticize the quality of the actual goals scored. But two points:

All kidding aside... Fuck Duke.

Just as long as that champagne doesn’t belong to LeSean McCoy he should be fine.

I love TDs!

The reaction of the player at half court (bottom left corner of the video) is absolute gold!

Has Mike Pettine even considered that Johnny is suffering from the serious Affluenza disease?

Was that the other team’s goalkeeper who followed that ball into the net? Was this a last second desperation goal to tie the game up? That would make this already outstanding goal even more impressive.

Under further review, the pass was actually intercepted by the Seahawks...

Read the article. Went directly to the site and voted for Keenan Reynolds. Fuck ESPN.

Gust of Wind might prove to be a problem for the flashy haircuts required to play for Arsenal...

In Michael Irvin’s defense he was high AF on crack cocaine when he stabbed his teammate... Just sayin.

Even milder than the spikes Bill Cosby dished out.... I’ll show myself out.

Tom Brady is obviously to blame.

Ironic that he wound up with a serious case of Manning face...

Edsall then continued, “50 told me, go ‘head, switch the style up and if they hate, then let ‘em hate and watch the money pile up.”