Gee, it’s almost like we should just pay servers a living wage and kick all this dumb tipping shit to the curb. 

Your never-married bachelor friend could use a meal too.

I just needed a friend more than anything. I had just lost the person who I had talked with daily for the last 10 years and that’s rough. Bring food if you want but just bring yourself more than anything.

A roast chicken really only serves about four people.

Well, you see, rats and tiny dogs actually taste quite different. Plus, rats hold up much better to braising, while you want to roast dogs.

This seems like a bunch of whiny BS to me.

Until my kids (that haven’t been successfully conceived yet, stop asking!), express the desire to be non-binary/gender fluid/whatever, they’re going to be given gender normal clothes and toys. Now, if they want something out of the ordinary, I’ll give it to them, but I’m not going to take that as a sign that they’re…

Look, I know we’re becoming more tolerant of different kinds of relationships and telling people it’s ok to be whatever they want, but... heterosexuality is the norm. It’s how our species reproduces. That’s not to say anything negative about anyone who is gay or trans, but a norm is a norm. The biological norm doesn’t…

This is a great example of why people hate liberals.

1. Wake up to get a cold pop.

Why is this better than just taking an empty bottle (or chugging the one you have) and filling up on the other side of security? Most large US airports I’ve been to have bottle fillers, that dispense cool filtered water. I keep a collapsible water bottle rolled up in my backpack. I never have to fill and freeze it and…

I know this is unpopular, but you know, drink what you like.

> hitting phallic-shaped things with something heavy can be even more so

O the hilarity of implied sexual violence.

I haven’t answered a security question honestly in years. Of course, my strategy only works because I save all my fake answers in 1Password.

This ^ . Is it racist if the person on the speaking end and the person on the listening end don’t even know the origin??? Isn’t it BETTER that the negative connotations from these terms were lost? I enjoy the etymological information, but I wonder what sense there is in trying to put the hateful/negative power back…

Sounds neat. I think I’ll give it a try!