We can totally be friends! I got a six pack over here, we can kick it old school.

Haha! :D

That's absolutely perfect, no sarcasm.

I really love that costume idea.

Flattered, totes obvi.

Haha.

Kirk gravely underestimated how awful a bunch of 18 year olds with their first shot at freedom could be.

One guy got busted by the RA on the day after Halloween, dressed as a pirate swigging Captain. Guy stayed in character. 'Arrrrrrggg' and 'Write up' were thrown around a lot. Captain Tim, you forever have my respect. RA Kirk, you were destined to lose that fight.

Yup! Office for Students with Disabilities advocated for me big time.

I effectively ruined my feet today walking around at heels at a convention. Face palm. Now I'm off to another party.

SNAP

Dude, did anyone else here think the fifth book was the shit? I loved it. Mostly because Umbridge symbolized everything I hated about authority ("Oh! Well I'm talking down to you and going to abuse my power because you're out of line, in my opinion. Teehee!") and everything I liked about sticking it to authority…

Dang, I'm sorry. I got mad respect for you, and giving you lots of support! :D

Turns out I'm going to a con and wearing my costume from last year!

It's all love and grooviness. :D

I'm a huge juice fast person. NEVER DO BLUEPRINT. Fuck them. Try Pressed . Wide variety of juices (You get to pick your own! At least I do. I get the cleanse or juice for the week from the Pressed store) and I think they're cheaper. Plus tasty. And you can do a little one instead of a long ass one.

My time to shine!

The top one is totally throwing shade at something.

I've been tired all day. Like, two naps that were two hours long each tired.

It looks like the cover to an album by a right-wing hipster band, appropriately named "Recoil"