Never saw Obi-Wan pull any ass.

If Rey convinces Luke to leave that island, who's gonna keep the Man in Black in check?

Yeah, I think Luke's the dad and her mom's an Antilles.

Also Jessica Hecht. Open your fuckin' eyes, Jerky!

Hey, I'm just glad it's not like my ex. Because my ex stinks!

Janis's best moment onscreen was when the chick od's in American Pop to her version of Summertime.

I hear ya. But people were gonna buy Beatles albums anyway and that didn't stop them from being awesome. I like your movie charity idea, though.

My version of Ring Theory…

Nope.
First off, the merch thing is very real. Proof is that everybody knows those furry creatures in Return of the Jedi are called Ewoks. the word Ewok is NEVER UTTERED IN THE MOVIE! We know this from marketing and marketing alone.
Second, all three prequels are butt. It's not just the horrendous acting and "no…

Yeah but were those Rooney Mara's actual pubes on Cate Blanchett's face during the custody hearings?

We had Zayre's in North Carolina too. That Yiddishe K-Mart knock-off was nationwide!

Yeah right, like you've never fantasized about Toucan Sam.

Welcome to the Parallax Corporation.

Two words: Inarticulate characters.

Paymer elevates all material!

Is it weird that we're at a point in history where Jennifer Aniston is doing DeNiro a favor by being in a movie with him?

These things don't need great directors. They just need them not to suck and get away with it because they own the company.

Yeah well that's just like your opinion man.

So is Abrams gonna return the favor and initiate a Dreamcatcher reboot?

Sisto!