debstinction
Debstinction
debstinction

That trailer was like something you dream up while doing whippets. “Streets of Rage neon lights, motorcycles... Rick Moranis... Willem Dafoe as a greaser...”

Karen Gillan as Blaze!

NOoooo! Final Fight needed to made first! We need Hagar to wrestle needle throwing junkies and pipe wielding gangers in the 1980s!

Yeah, I’m not holding out for that Sleeping Dogs movie to see the light of day. Reminds me of the early-00s when stuff like Crazy Taxi and Duke Nukem were optioned and dealt around, but never materialized.

The memes 

I will support my country in any situation without thinking for a second!

Never has a game so swiftly torpedoed my interest upon starting it for reasons not related to the actual gameplay.

Wizards of the Coast is not going to make it” says dudes who don’t know the amount of printed cards or an actual digitized version of MTG that is, wait for it, A LICENSED VIDEO GAME!!!

Job security here at ABK rests with our ability to produce epic entertainment for our fans.

They can! Like the decision to swiftly lay off a bunch of contract QA workers they said would be getting hired on full-time. Couldn’t do that as easily or quickly if those workers were unionized!

I can’t say it better than you just did. These folks think everyone makes 300,000k+ a year and are so out of touch that people only want to unionize because we saw it on TV.

“In a direct relationship model... the company can swiftly make changes.”

I love the “direct relationship” bit...as if that direct relationship hasn’t been the core of their problems from the past few decades.

It’s like, these fucking people....do they think workers are unionising for fun? For a laugh? The history of unionisation is that it comes about when conditions for workers SUCK SO BADLY that they feel they have no other choice.

Most pokemon leaks look bad because it’s just the raw models doing the equivalent of a t-pose. They *usually* look better in motion, where you can get of sense of their personality and whatnot.

No one asked for everything bad to be scrubbed. Thats a strawman you just made up yourself.

i dont like games where power hungry cops living out their military fantasies of gunning down civilians

At its core, the game honors the work of dedicated law enforcement officers across the world and in no way intends on glorifying cowardly criminal acts.”

i couldn’t watch a stream of this for long. its so...tone deaf? is that the term?

To be honest, I applaud their constant efforts to “throw shit at the walls and see what sticks” when it comes to the approval of new projects.