US Weekly is owned by Trump ally and propagandist David Pecker, the owner of the National Enquirer, which frequently ran interference for the old orange thing during last year’s campaign. Pecker’s US Weekly (which really ought to be its actual name) recently gave us a quiveringly sympathetic and cynically airbrushed…

Making her buy her own ticket does not suppress her ability to critique anything. She can write it off on her expense account. This in no way limits her access to good seats in any theatre in Chicago.

These humans are so cute. Snack food is kind of creepy a lot of the time, but these small people are adorable.

When you pay for a top notch attorney, one of the things you’re buying is a jury selection consultant, a process to create a bespoke jury that will practically guarantee a deadlock, if not an outright acquittal. It’s just one of the ways in which the rich are different from you and me.

Exactly. Nobody’s about silencing her or banning her. They just don’t want to give her free seats. This seems to be quite a bit of all right, as far as I’m concerned.

She’s great in It’s A Disaster, which is a ridiculously good movie.

Our political press is too busy churning out stories about how Donald’s supporters adore him no matter what he does, or wry little think-pieces about “both sidesism,” to bother itself with these little adventures in outright fascism that have become so commonplace, so quickly.

This is just silly. You keep it going if it makes you feel special.

Same as yours, hon. Exactly the same, in fact. I vote here, I get to criticize here. Don’t be smug.

It’s the Lord’s will, which the Texas legislature is all about facilitating.

Perhaps the stupidest man in American public life, ladies and gentlemen, and American public life includes Louis Gohmert and Steve King.

If you really believe this is how it works, then I urge you not to look into John Roberts’ actions in pushing Citizens United up the docket, then urging his fellow-conservatives to overcome any doubts they might have and join him in a favorable ruling—the ruling that, as it happens, opened the floodgates for rule by…

John Roberts’ Republican Supreme Court is at a bit of a crossroads here.

So her wildest dream came true, and this nasty, soulless, publicity-seeking piece of work got a segment on Good Morning, America, because this country wasn’t already loathsome enough.

Good ol’ Megyn “Santa Is Just White” Kelly, the voice of objectivity, a great newswoman in the tradition of Helen Thomas or Dorothy Thompson or whatever. What a hire.

She’s the Dani Mathers of presidential daughters.

The internet. After a while, all the sex got boring, and the kids started reading up on politics.

This kind of thing plays brilliantly with Republican base voters. You should see the comments sections in the Montana newspapers (or don’t, if you don’t want to ruin your day). The whole fucking Republican Party has gone collectively insane. These are some of the worst people on the suffering planet.

Mame.

You’ve never seen a real one, so how would you know, but cute guess.