The jerk store called.  They’re running out of him.

I’m not trying to take it there, but of course the crowd at the Superbowl liked that song more, it’s mostly middle-aged white guys. 

Hey now, remember, this is halftime of an nfl game, so.... uh....

Now get Gwar for the halftime show.

I have nothing against cheerleaders, really. But I hope that by the time this writer has become a grandmother, there won’t be any need to boast about being: ‘a certified hottie with big tits, shaking your ass.’ Because we should be over all the deal about proving our worth by being hot. Besides, your grandkids would…

All of this! I’ve lived in several European countries and taking shoes off inside homes is the norm everywhere but in the US. It’s one of the biggest issues between me and my American husband. He REFUSES to take his shoes off inside the house - or rather he keeps pretending to forget. And when I remind him he acts…

God, you sound like an arrogant, entitled, anti-animal asshole. No offense lol. I’m really turned off by people who think pets are filthy, it’s just such a huge red flag because it’s never an isolated trait. It’s always accompanied by other, annoying neuroses and petty traits. It’s like people who are rude to wait…

Give your passion on this subject, you’re probably insufferable on a litany of other subjects that would make any sensible person reconsider inviting you to their abode.

It does happen in real life, because some people are monsters. 

Oh boy, where to even start with this. First off, I 100% think that my floors are cleaner than the soles of Kris Frieswick’s shoes. Actually, I know it for a fact: I do not have filth “all over my floors.” You know why? Because I take my shoes off at the door, and I clean my floors weekly. Second off, what must Kris…

A pretty demanding attitude you have toward people inviting you into their home. 

I live in Canada and nobody ever wears shoes inside here (even in the summer when there is no rain/snow/etc.). To me, wearing shoes in someone’s home seems both nonsensical and disrespectful.

Maybe it’s a Northern thing? I grew up in VT and I have indoor shoes and outdoor shoes. Never the twain shall meet. Also, there is always a space next to the door where it is obvious to take off your fucking shoes in the house.

Fuck all these TERFs. But i tried to figure out what this group stands for:

The way to address those issues is to look them full on and push such people to grow or leave

The professor has been replaced with Dr Nick.

Approximately 95 percent of the nerd news sites you may frequent will begin their article announced the return of Futurama with “Good news, everybody!”

That response tweet describing “woke” culture as “herd mentality” while defending a religious belief is... just... the irony is choking me.

Some of my dearest, most respected friends are evil perverted murderers who don’t exist.

But how will people know the dog is evil?