My desire was torn between him and Richard Ayoade throughout viewing The IT Crowd.

Chris O’Dowd can call me anytime.

I’m a few years older than you...

Here is Stevie singing Wid Heart while getting her makeup done for a photo shoot. You’re welcome.

A lot of people in Colorado have been unregistering to vote because they don’t want their info sent to the commission and the POS Secretary of State here was one of the few who was going to cooperate. While I totally get not wanting your info sent to them, I will never let Cheetolini intimidate me into unregistering…

“All your voter base are belong to us”

Aren’t you obligated to post a picture for those who don’t know what “Goatse” is?

I always imagined Jared sounding like Gilbert Gottfried.

I am very fat and have been doing water aerobics at least three times a week for the last two years as a way to maintain my mobility as I get older and generally feel better. The facility I go to is a community pool and has a single communal change room with cubicles. Four of the cubicles are accessible in that in…

I’ve always been self conscious of “working out while fat” and everyone says “No one cares. No one is looking at you” and then this harpy shows up and assures me that yes, they are looking and they do care. It’s like when I was a kid and embarrassed to undress in front of my pediatrician. My mom said ‘he’s a doctor!…

As a fat guy who goes to the gym all the time, watches what I eat, and generally wants to be ripped, I feel so terrible for that woman who was the victim of the assault Dani Mathers perpetrated on her. Going to the gym, and the locker room even more so, is not about mocking those who aren’t as perfectly fit, and…

I am so tired of this idiotic “most violence affecting the black community comes from black community” non-argument from disingenuous racists. The vast majority of ALL violence is intra-racial; that statistic is utterly meaningless because it applies to virtually everyone, everywhere. Most violence affecting the white…

Strictly speaking, it is shady to create a deceptive creation myth that tries to contextualize the original work as a piece of kitsch by an anonymous artist when you know full well that it’s something else.

Holy shit, I normally like what you write, but this entire comment is so ignorant of the context of Warhol/Lichtenstein that it almost reads as parody

So I’m not allowed to have that kind of “super-fun” sex, ever? Because I can’t afford a mortgage and a single-family home?

I completely agree. I’m bouncing back and forth between completely bewildered by people’s reactions and rather annoyed. I don’t understand why the fact that other people have sex lives would bother someone so much.

There is a weird amount of prudery here, and I agree with you.

So wait, if my neighbors hear me and my husband fucking, since I live in an apartment with fairly thin walls, I’ve “included them without their consent?”

Are you seriously saying that I can’t have loud sex in my own fucking apartment? Like I wouldn’t do it with the window open, but I think it would be kind of silly to have to forego fucking just because someone MIGHT hear when it’s my own home.