Not to be rude, but that’s why I love British TV. They haven’t caught the Hollywood standardizing bug yet. Yet.

Who are you people?!

Well, aren’t you just a fucking saint. I bet you’re a blast at parties, too.

See, but that car isn’t going to float and give you the false sense that you’re getting where you’re going.

OMG! How fast that car went buoyant! And then sunk.... And the brake lights! And then the wipers?! “What do I do?!” What do you think you should do? Where do our survival skills go?! Damn! Also, all secular blessings upon Steve. Damn.

WTF? Was she lip syncing?! It’s a pretty expensive ticket, isn’t it, and she’s lip syncing?

I saw a dolphin penis at an aquarium once. It was scarring. It is not sleek. It is not pretty. ish

You’d think you would have to make some effort to achieve satanic masturbation, right? But no. Just being a woman is enough to catch ol’ Beelzebub’s attention. I guess it makes me feel kind of special actually.

I am kicking myself.

I have had a number of deep belly laughs in the past couple days and they have all been courtesy of some fairly dark humor (satanic masturbation, religious freedom for florists, etc.). I have to thank Craig for adding to that because, after all, laughter is the best medicine.

Maybe they were racist, or maybe they were jealous because she looks so awesome. Probably both.

WTF are they trying to sell me here?! Also, that hair looks like shit, unlike Ballah’s.

Oh, they messed with the wrong woman! She is awesome!

Him?

I watched it again just to see the whole entourage walk out with NO COFFEE. Ha!

I read another article. Apparently she’s served in local office so she probably knows how to manage those interactions. Also, the comments on the other article were overwhelmingly lauding her for her previous work before the crazies showed up and took over the thread. It is a dream, isn’t it? Great that she got to…

And it was some damn tasty snark, too. Mmmm.

After listening to the video, I wonder if his bandmates were looking for an out?

Our laughter is a frightful thing. Fear it.

It’s not me!