I would vote for it.

It colors everything.

It just happened this afternoon.

Mmmmm, Oak.

Oh, hell, that’s what I sound like doing “My Shot,” I’m afraid. (Less Jesus, more Hamilton, of course.)

Shame on you.

A favorite William Gibson quote can be paraphrased: The dystopia is here, it’s just not evenly distributed yet.

Please forgive yourself. You were so strong to do such a painful thing. Hold the child you have, the child you saved, and forgive yourself.

I ran out of gas once on the interstate, out in the country. I put my blinkers on and put my hood up. No one stopped. A couple cops passed me and they didn’t stop. No one stopped until I hauled the stroller out of my trunk, buckled the baby in, and started hoofing it for the nearest exit (which, pre-GPS, was a treat…

Schaden, meet freude. I think you guys are going to get along famously!

This is going to be expensive litigation. I’d vote these guys out, but my representative participated in the filibuster. Sheesh.

Wow!

Different industries.

Well then, what about the Collins guy? Because hypocrisy, HELLO!! Plus, he’s a pedophile working with children on the show!

I found part of somebody else’s moldy, old pizza in a hotel mini-fridge once. Quelle horreur! Bad things happen everywhere.

I love awkward Moss so much!

Just more proof that they’re pro-fetus, not pro-life.

I don’t know if I have any Lands’ End clothes. I don’t shop there but I may have bought some khakis or a turtleneck from them (being a self-hating woman, apparently) at a thrift store. That’s how much I identify with my brands! What’s silly is how you are labeling other women. I’m going to quit replying now because I…

And you don’t seem to understand, “the kind of women who buy this ugly shit” are talking to you, here, and are actually engaged in women’s rights activism. But whatever. You’re so fucking cool!

I like that it’s an All-American Organization.