You don’t think he’s done? He’s tired of hanging around with ugly people, wants to go back to New York and LA and the models and shit? He is a celebrity, after all. He doesn’t need this.

At first I thought, oh, those poor people having to stand behind him for almost four hours, and then I thought, ha! Naw. Screw ‘em.

You are really foul. Just fyi, I’ve never worked in a restaurant but I do have empathy, a human quality you apparently aren’t familiar with. Adios!

Asshole much?

They’re secular blessings. It’s okay! You’re wishing them Ricola, herbal tea and really good antibiotics if needed. Also, tissues that are soft on the nose. See? All sorts of secular blessings!

Joyous holiday? Fuck you! It’s MERRY CHRISTMAS! Say the words! Say it!

This. There have been a lot of missteps from Wolfe which is probably why he didn’t have too many people in his corner and had no other choice but to resign.

Without poinsettias on my coffee cup, how will I ever know Jebus?

I’ll join you! Swiss Family Robinson treehouse is my dream home! Oyster shell place setting FTW!

And quite stringy blonde.

Shush.

Word to your surgeon.

Oh! Now I understand!

I was really hoping she’d ordered a truckload of manure that was delivered to the front lawn, but this is okay, too.

What the fuck ever! I just bought gas for $1.82 last week! Yes, now it’s back up to $2.19 but it’s not the $4+ we had under Bush that prompted me to buy the Prius. Republican nuts. Grumble grumble.

His actions were more military than peace officer, for sure. More Rambo than Andy Griffith.

Yes, I was just agreeing and expressing my own anger at the situation.

Steroids?

Such euphemisms, eh?

What would justify that? She got up, kicked the shit out of him then calmly sat back down at her desk, not a hair ruffled on her head? I don’t care what sort of verbal defiance she was exhibiting, I don’t care if she was flipping him off or whatever, there’s NO excuse for that!