Carry a very loud vacuum cleaner around with you. 

Came for that

I don’t know. Have you seen many human kids/teens?

We had a cougar wander into our Colorado neighborhood last year. Animal Control issued a statement that if we saw it we should “safely scare it away.” I’m still not sure what that means.

I think I would puma pants.

I would totally add “Strangled a mountain lion” to my resume and get business cards printed.

#RookieMistake

I know some cougars that are into being suffocated. Hey, it’s not my thing but they pay me well.

Read receipts. This is the most important problem Facebook messaging needs to solve.

Don’t clip your nails at work, I don’t get why this is an ongoing problem at my office, we’ve had several offenders. 

It’s more of a price thing. 2 lbs of Velveetata is the same price as a pound of regular cheese. Plus it lasts longer because MOST people don’t eat it raw/uncooked, unlike regular cheese.

Because chorizo covers a massive range of flavor outcomes whereas Italian sausage is much more specific in it’s variety.

Weird. I’m indian and don’t remember inviting you .

I sorta like the Stark and Targaryen shoes. The rest are pretty ugly, or will be after one use (white sneakers are awful). Otherwise, Adidas still sucks at designing sneakers.

Overstaying a visa is not a crime. It carries civil penalties such as deportation, but it is not codified as a crime. You are conflating two different issues.

“Setting aside the “false” “public persona”—which, if true, isn’t a crime....”

Here’s the problem, speaking as someone who came from the same country, legally, and who remains here, legally, still a foreigner after 20 years.

You picked one hell of a hill to die on.

Setting aside the “false” “public persona”—which, if true, isn’t a crime

as an atlanta native i just feel bamboozled. i was like ok cool we got the migos and 21 for ATL right now. i can ride with that... but really ICE is pointless. as you stated they go after law abiding folks and instead of offering them ways of becoming citizens, they vilify them and deport them. He must’ve pissed…