I was not aware canines foraged for plants in the wild. 

In theory, no. You have to answer verification questions that ideally only you should know. If you fail that you have to go to the post office with your ID.

When you went to school, tuition and fees were no where near as bloated as they are now. Part of the issue may be your current situation, but not all. 

Right? Don’t look actively unpleasant.

I’m ok with a server not smiling the entire time, but give me at least a fake smile at first--that’s just the face you put on at work, service industry or not. 

LOL I am glad someone mentioned black folks first :-D ...I had no idea sweet potato pies weren’t standard on everyone’s table. I don’t even like it all that much (I don’t like pie *gasp*), but I like seeing it on the menu.

This is EXACTLY why I signed up. Now I know when I need to knock on doors to get my mail (we get our stuff mixed up with 2 other houses...the number is the same but the street name is different)

You probably will have to go verify in person if you’re a renter. Multiple addresses aren’t an issue, and yes PO Boxes are eligible (but you may run into the same issue as a renter would since other folks have used the address. I had to go in person for the PO Box since none of the verification questions applied)

Informed Delivery helped me know that someone had to have stolen my credit card before it even met my mailbox (we have a locked box, so I assume it was misdelivered). I saw it on the list, and then I got an alert that my card was used to buy a new iPhone.

This makes your stealing less random. Now you know for sure when a credit card or check might come through that you can intercept. 

I ran into this issue when I tried to sign up our PO Box. It makes sense (obviously other folks had our box number in the past) but was annoying and kinda flawed now that I think about it. 

what about your first initial and middle name?

That jumpsuit would make me look like Danny DeVito’s Penguin. No slim strip of shiny fabric is going to ‘slenderize’ my big ass. Also, I hate jumpsuits if I”m out all day. They mean I have to pee practically naked in public.

You CAN wear them out the house (I’ve seen so many folks out and about in slippers and pray they have a house pair of house shoes), but SHOULD you? Probably not.

An ex of mine was Jewish, but not practicing and ate most of the ‘forbidden foods’. Except cheeseburgers. He’d eat shrimp and bacon and stuff, but since he grew up not mixing meat and dairy, he just couldn’t get with it as an adult. Everything else was fine, but cheeseburgers turned his stomach. 

Wait, people don’t do this on the regular? Both sides of my family and future in-laws do, and I’ve seen lots of ham and turkey in the inevitable Facebook plate posts that infiltrate my feed Thanksgiving day. I thought everyone did, but.....maybe it’s cultural? Regional? I’m in the ‘not everyone likes turkey’ camp. I…

Did your Grandma move to Florida as an older person or did she grow up there?

LOL I came to say that. Never propose in a situation where the person you’re asking to marry you might actually have shit their pants. Preemie ward, sure, delivery room no.

Don’t keep all your credit cards in one spot, if you lose whatever they are in, you lose all of them. 

I wear these at work, otherwise my fingers are icicles .