That was the only other sauce I liked—I get honey, which isn’t really a sauce.

Yeah, for me it’s the area code, prefix AND first (sometimes second) digit of my number. I ignore those.

If the call is mimicking my cell number, I’m 99% sure it has NOTHING to do with my child.

I used to work in a bookstore and would pass time reading everything, including travel guides. I remember Lonely Planet pointing out issues certain groups might have. I especially remember there was this whole section about being black and traveling to Ireland—it kinda took a bit of my desire to go there away, and…

I didn’t want to be too mean because he looks terrified when he refuses—I honestly wonder if there is something in the tub that’s bothering him. The water is always mild (not too hot or cold) so IDK. I tried dropping him in and his strong behind just lifts his legs as he’s screaming. I actually threw my back out one…

This is for folks who’d ordinarily eat out anyway (and don’t care about or need the lecture about staying home).

Every few weeks my 18 month old refuses to get in the tub for a few days. He’s too young to really reason with...so we just use the shower attachment to spray him down. Water is water.

I love that podcast but I am not sure I could live with the husband if he is like that all the time.

Unwrapping a condom: So simple a dog can do it, yet some folks act like it’s way too complicated to use them.

The kiddo has a TON of toys but his favorite (besides the cars and pots and pans) are old containers and paper towel rolls

Yeah that Graco extend to fit car seat is not cheap. However my current ride is not big enough to take full advantage.. All that money and we’re still flipping him around when he turns two in a few months.

Return them. We tried Costco formula and I HATED it. I returned two opened containers and they gave us a full refund for both (2 level house meant two feeding areas for a tiny baby). I also returned diapers because my MIL decided to give us size 1 when I specifically told her I needed newborn. -_-

Accessories are a great hack. I’ve bought some tiny earrings from kids stores for days when I don’t want to wear a lot of jewelry. Sometimes I can wear the headbands (I have a big head so that doesn’t always work).

Everything isn’t for everybody. Every article isn’t going to cater to you, and if a simple article triggers you....wow.

If you handle other folks money and/or have access to certain information, you’ll probably need to pass a credit check. Law enforcement jobs sometimes require a credit check as well.

I think it was the ‘white girl with an ass’ that made her exotic to people like Polow  

We have a 3 year old who is the most active 3 year old any of our friends who also have kids have every seen.

Yeah. My folks didn’t bolt stuff to the walls. I can pull on my dresser and it won’t tip and I’m...not a tiny person (I still have some of my old furniture). My IKEA desk winces when you put a mug on it.

I don’t think so because I know exactly what you’re talking about—the breaks seem excessive when compared to other podcasts of similar length. I usually just skip them though, so it’s not too big of a deal.

First thought: “Isn’t that what the index is for?”