I kinda wonder if someone just stuck it there to be funny, and that it isn’t really a promo that Zales is running.

My boyfriend’s mother has a kitchen aid mixer sitting on top of the fridge and still in the box. I told him give it to me, throw some weights in there, and she’d never know.

Damn. That’s a story!

I think my partner would be ok with this

Photos?! My guy and I have been together in some shape or form for 7 years and probably have 7 photos together.

I saw a little blurb about this interview and thought it was hilarious that they said designer Jessica Simpson....not singer.

I think it was just a regular water bottle, not a baby bottle with a nipple. Sounds like she mixed the formula in another container first before putting it in the kid’s bottle.

The vodka might be causing some of those problems.

I’m slightly annoyed that she things using ‘friendship dough’ is something that stayed in the Victorian era.

Yeah, I mean if you’re stuck in the backseat, might as well hit ‘record’!

The show is called Grey’s Anatomy. Who else would you associate it with?

Scotch guard should be your best friend.

I think this is less for people in intimate relationships and more for those where the guy has ‘moved on’, so there may not be as much nakedness and hugging

Boo. I hate when apps don’t let you download things if you’re not on WiFI

ugh, I hated when people would bring back obviously dirty clothes. I always grabbed a clear plastic bag and picked up the item using that. I didn’t care if you were offended.

Why can’t you have a sign that says ‘Grill closes at 4.30’?

Adrian Lester is a decently attractive guy, but I just don’t see him as the panty dropper Bond is supposed to be. Idris however...........

I give side eye to people I actually know asking me to drink from their cup. I don’t even do that during Communion (when I actually go to Church), so I damn sure am not drinking after you.