Apparently there are high school teams (in wealthy NE suburbs) which are shutting down due to a lack of interest because parents aren’t letting their kids play football anymore.

It’s a shame punches don’t win baseball games.

Jay Peterman, world famous seller of clothes and the best the Jets could scrape together to play QB. They were also going to make history by bringing in Elaine Benes to play wide receiver but she refused to take off an Orioles hat to put on the helmet so they had to cut her.

Then again it is Texas. I imagine their police as Walker Texas Ranger* and roundhouse kicking starving children in the head.

Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

I have unfounded concerns that GRRM is not the picture of health that gives me confidence that he will write the end of that series.

It’s a standard second act setback. One training montage and he’s back to decapitating the ball.

Ironically, Breitbart is blocked at my work because it isn’t on our whitelist.

Stanton’s desire to homer in all the ballparks reminds me of when I was a young ballplayer, and wanted to do something besides strike out EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME I came up to hit.

A professional wrestler in a high school gym in rural Kentucky is better informed than our president.

Roberson can’t hit the And-1 nor can he carry the one.

I’M FIGHTING OFFICIAL OPPRESSION BY THE TURKISH GOVERNMENT YOU SKINFLINT

The other great thing about this if you’re Sam Presti is that you unload Oladipo at $21 million a year. Even if George bolts next summer, you replaced Oladipo with a better player this year and get $21 million in cap relief for the next three seasons.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

As a late luncher, it’s not about being too busy, it’s about hating other people.

Is that you, Progressive Liberal?

Typical Puig, not throwing it to the cut off man like he should.

A lot of us didn’t have to wait two months to know that.