The Atlanta Falcons *did* appear to be replaced by crisis actors in the 2nd half.

All of this allegedly puts a former Mexican tabloid executive in the locker rooms of the last three Super Bowls, surreptitiously nabbing incredibly valuable sports memorabilia right from under the noses of at least dozens of people, only to get caught a couple years later. This is the greatest story.

This makes no sense to me. If KD really wanted to be treated well by OKC fans then he shouldn’t have left OKC. He made a perfectly rational choice to go to the GSW, but as soon as he did that the organization was absolved of any responsibility to treat him a certain way (beyond the basics of professionalism of…

Patriots continuing their reign as the whitest team in the NFL

Kicking unsuspecting players in the nuts is playing like a man. Got it.

I know plenty of Republicans who identify that way for the sole purpose of opposition to abortion.

“The year before that they was wearing trash bags”

He’s so good that I’m intimidated by his skill. Like it is indecent for him to be that good. Like if I look directly at him when he’s playing, I might go blind. Like making a pun down here using some aspect of his name would be a punishable offense. He is.

Shouldn’t you be fucking your cousin?

Don’t you have a Paul Finebaum rant to prepare?

Ethics and SEC football are oxymoronic. Bama will cut that high school a check and order will be restored.

Nothing for me will ever top Larry Brown hiring Danny Manning’s dad to steal him from UNC.

Seriously. If I were the Knicks, I’d be afraid that he’d “get some help” and then come back.

Well, at this point, the United States are kinda the Knicks of the world.

White supremacists buy sneakers, too.

Withholding payment from a school = punishment.

I think it’s more outrage at the fact that the only real consequence a campus which covered up 50+ rapes by players in the name of protecting the football team is a small cut of their tv budget.

“Fewer”
-Stannis Baratheon

Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.

“Have you guys tried extreme vetting on your Presidential candidates?”