No, they’re going to die. The felonies they are committing would end with them banned from owning guns and there is no chance any one of these guys is intending to live a gunless life. This is a suicide mission, clear and simple.

I assume the referee is simply an OSU basketball fan. We all want to throw Ford out.

The way the lines on his uniform line up, I initially thought he was sitting in a really tiny wheel chair.

Another reason teams can’t just sit back in return protection is that punters could just sit back and wait. Zach Sinor at Oklahoma State does this regularly if a team only sends a couple guys in to rush. He holds the ball a couple of seconds, lets his gunners get downfield, then pooches it so that the returner has to…