Didn’t you just contradict yourself?

“Best effort.”

It’s not more entertaining. It’s the same concept, even down to the same tags and thumb nail. I don’t really look into Tube drama because I’m not 15 but this would make me upset.

Well, yea but then you’d have to live with burnt out retinas.

I’m thinking Nokia N’Gage might be the better option.

That’s because Borderlands 2 isn’t currently backwards compatible. It will be added to the list soon.

Hi, I’m Deadspin’s editor and the answer is “Absolutely not.” The reasons why should be pretty obvious, but the most basic one is this: Competitive gaming is a sport (there is absolutely nothing in the world that bores me more than stupid arguments over whether something is a sport, so I’ll just say this: it’s…

No you dipshit, you devalue wins with a massive difference in player strength.

And there we have it. Right at the top. The passive aggressive PC elitist “the way I’m telling you is way better” judgmental cocksnot.

wimps.

Except, that would be stupid and entirely undermine my joke.

Thank you for saying this. This is just so stupid and not even funny.

Shh! Gawker doesn’t care about facts!

Every time you write an article like this and cry “plagiarism” ... even in jest ... where there is none, you strengthen the opposition. It allows them to go, “See ... fake news” and encourage people to ignore anything said about the President, even when it’s true.

Asking a fighting game player to play a random character is like asking a real-life fighter to fight with a random style.

Should hockey players assume all the positions?

Please do not credit Obama with indigenous struggle and victory against this pipeline. He did absolutely nothing and has said nothing to help.

I’m not watching the game. I saw a clip of the game with no indication of a cheap shot. Perhaps they should include the part that makes it cheap so others aren’t similarly confused.

Needs more Dodgeball