I’ll have UNO sober el co-dig-o, EEEE UNO newda lay elect-tour-al.

No, the dead guy, not the guy with a dead head of hair.

And yes, I know there's an H. But the H silent because said bear gave up H in the mid aughts.

Not to mention a bear ... A pretty famous bear... That's yellow... And doesn't wear pants ... Damnit, I just ruined the argument didn't I?

Way to spread false information there Pooppool. Another reason why I am thousand times, super more, hot sauce on your chimichanga, awesomer. In case people want the facts, he didn’t break his ankle or his shin (who knows where the hell did you even pull that bs from but I’m sure it’s stinky like your face that's…

“Not surprised, motheruckers.”

HE BROKE HIM IN HALF!

Here comes the money!!!!!

All that without much sweat on his uni or brow

Almost to gouda to be true

Chad.... What an asshole.

Maybe the people watching were to busy to clap because they were trying to figure what they were going to be doing in the game that was going to be exciting besides living out everyone’s fantasy of being a old black lady riding a winged horse in the clouds. I didn't even see one brass ring to be grabbing Mr. West.

“hope you get made into an omelet” is so cheesy it's delicious

To think the NHL tried and tried to keep this feel good story from ever giving them the positive publicity they needed so much.

Oh the “old pic” from “way back before we met” that “mysteriously appeared under the door”excuse .. Totally wasn’t from when your buddy Chad stopped by to drop something off when you were at work last week. ;)

He didn’t get high on his own supply, that’s a greater achievement then some silly diploma.