“Not surprised, motheruckers.”

HE BROKE HIM IN HALF!

Here comes the money!!!!!

All that without much sweat on his uni or brow

Almost to gouda to be true

Chad.... What an asshole.

Maybe the people watching were to busy to clap because they were trying to figure what they were going to be doing in the game that was going to be exciting besides living out everyone’s fantasy of being a old black lady riding a winged horse in the clouds. I didn't even see one brass ring to be grabbing Mr. West.

“hope you get made into an omelet” is so cheesy it's delicious

To think the NHL tried and tried to keep this feel good story from ever giving them the positive publicity they needed so much.

Oh the “old pic” from “way back before we met” that “mysteriously appeared under the door”excuse .. Totally wasn’t from when your buddy Chad stopped by to drop something off when you were at work last week. ;)

He didn’t get high on his own supply, that’s a greater achievement then some silly diploma.