THE TRAILER LOOKS TO BE HANGING A LAMPSHADE ON ALL OF THE OLD TROPES THE ORIGINAL RIDE WAS BASED ON.

LET THEM FIGHT...

DOOM WASN’T A WINDOWS APPLICATION. IT WAS DOS. THOUGH IT LOOKS LIKE THIS WAS A VERSION UPDATED FOR XP.

IT FELT LIKE THAT BECAUSE THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS.

I AM SOMEWHAT DISAPPOINTED NO ONE NOTICED THIS IS ACTUALLY A GRITTY REBOOT:

AN ENTIRE WEBSITE COULD BE DEVOTED TO TRACKING ROGER CORMAN ALUMS.

I WAS GOING TO MAKE A SARCASTIC JOKE ABOUT HOW WRONG IT WAS FOR WATITI TO APPEAR IN WHITEFACE. THEN I REALIZED THAT COULD ACTUALLY BE SOME NEXT-LEVEL TROLLING. IF SO, I CAN ONLY SAVE “BRAVO”.

AND HOW MANY PEOPLE LOOKED AT THAT COVER AND SAID, “YES THAT’S GOOD. PRINT IT JUST LIKE THAT.”

EARLY MTV WAS ACTUALLY FULL OF PERFORMERS YOU WOULD NOT FIND ON THE RADIO AT THE TIME. IT MUST BE ADMITTED THAT A BIG REASON FOR THIS WAS THAT THEY WERE DESPERATE FOR CONTENT, SO THE UNKNOWN AND WEIRD GOT A SEAT AT THE TABLE ALONG WITH PEOPLE LIKE THE ROLLING STONES.

IT HAS TO BE IF YOU ARE GOING TO DO IT RIGHT. THE PEOPLE WHO WERE COLONIZED IN EARTH HISTORY WERE JUST THAT: PEOPLE. THEY POSSESSED THEIR OWN FLAWS AS WELL. THE ZULU WERE CONQUERORS BEFORE THE BRITISH AND VOORTREKKERS CAME; SO TOO WERE THE OTTOMANS, THE AZTECS, AND OTHERS. THE PEOPLES OF INDIA WERE (AND OFTEN STILL…

THE SAXOPHONE IS OLDER THAN ROCK AND ROLL, AND IS PROMINENTLY FEATURED ON WHAT MANY REGARD AS THE FIRST ROCK AND ROLL SONG. IT HAS AN HONORABLE LINEAGE, AND WE SHOULD NOT ALLOW THE TACKIER ASPECTS OF ITS USE IN THE 80'S TO TARNISH IT. YES I WENT THERE.

WE ARE STANNING LARGE MOVIE STUDIOS NOW? I GET THAT DISNEY SHOULD BE REGARDED SKEPTICALLY, BUT DO WE REALLY CARE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS TO FOX?

IT WILL BE INTERESTING TO SEE IF THEY CAN MATCH THE ARCH TONE OF THE BOOK. SO MUCH OF THE INSANITY AND HUMOR WAS IN THE WAY IT WAS PLAYED STRAIGHT. THINK LESLIE NIELSEN IN AIRPLANE.

I THINK IT WAS ONE OF THOSE MOVIES THAT, IN THE MOMENT, WAS ENJOYABLE. BUT THE MORE YOU THINK ABOUT IT AFTERWARDS, THE WORSE IT GETS.

IT IS POSSIBLE THE RETAINER WAS IN PLACE TO STRAIGHTEN OTHER TEETH, AND AT THE TIME THEY COULD NOT FIX THOSE TEETH AND THE GAP. WHICH IS VERY SMALL, ANYWAY. THE HUMAN MOUTH IS A STRANGE PLACE.

QUANTUM.

SO, THE SORT OF NEED FOR SEXUAL TENSION SUGGESTED IN A MODERATELY CREEPY REVIEW ELSEWHERE WAS NOT REALLY AN ISSUE?

THIS PICTURE LOOKS LIKE A SKYRIM MOD.

ARRAS, NIVELLE OFFENSIVE, MESSINES RIDGE, THIRD YPRES/PASSCHENDAEL, KERENSKY...THIS COMMENT CHECKS OUT.

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