YES. MR YOAKUM WAS CONSIDERABLY MORE THAN A BAD AD.

OH DEAR. MISSED THIS LAST NIGHT. AH WELL, HAPPY HOGSWATCH TO YOU ALL!

WAR NEVER CHANGES, LUKE. YOU OR YOUR HEADLINE WRITERS SHOULD KNOW BETTER.

AT LEAST THREE KNOCKOUTS? I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS FOR THE STUNT SAFETY PEOPLE...

YOU RAISE GOOD POINTS. I HAVE AN ANSWER FOR ONE OF THEM.

I REMEMBER WHEN THE DEATH OF CABLE WAS GOING TO LET US GO A LA CARTE AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING TO BE SIMPLE AND CHEAPER.

YOU MORTALS DO SOME AWFULLY STRANGE THINGS. I SHOULD BE USED TO IT...BUT I NEVER GET USED TO IT.

LET ME CHECK MY NOTES...NO.

AH WILD CARDS. THE SERIES WHERE EACH BOOK WORKED TO BECOME MORE GRIM, DARK, AND DEPRESSING THAN THE PREVIOUS. I FORGET WHERE I STOPPED, BUT IT SEEMS THAT THERE WERE QUITE A LOT OF BOOKS AFTER THAT POINT, AND FROM WHAT I READ OF THE DESCRIPTIONS, THINGS STAYED QUITE DARK.

I THOUGHT OF MAKING A HUMOROUS REFERENCE TO INCREASING MY AUTOGRAPH COLLECTION, BUT INSTEAD I SHALL SIMPLY SAY:

ODDLY, GETTING THE SOUND BLASTER TO WORK WAS NEVER A PROBLEM, NO MATTER WHAT GAME.

IT TOOK GREAT EFFORT TO CLEAN MY HARD DRIVE OUT ENOUGH TO SQUEEZE THE VOICE FILES FROM WING COMMANDER 2 ONTO IT.

I GAVE UP EXPLAINING AFTER A WHILE. IT GETS TIRESOME. AND I’M NOT SUPPOSED TO GET TIRED, SO THAT SHOULD GIVE YOU AN IDEA OF HOW TIRESOME IT ACTUALLY IS.

NO “TRANSYLVANIA TWIST”? WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?

1. DISAGREEING ABOUT A REASON DOES NOT MEAN IT DOES NOT EXIST.

NO. THIS MOVIE IS NOT GOOD. IT LOOKS GOOD, BUT THAT IS ALL.

OOPSIE.

I AGREE, AND I HAVE A HIGH TOLERANCE FOR GHOULISH. OR SO PEOPLE TELL ME.

MUST I BE THE ONE TO POINT OUT THAT YOUR HEADER PICTURE IS NOT THE *ORIGINAL* DOOM, BUT DOOM II? I GUESS SO.

UNDERRATED? INTERESTING CHOICE OF WORDS. I DO NOT THINK PEOPLE UNDERRATED WILLIAMS, RATHER, THEY BECAME SICK AND TIRED OF HIS DOING SHTICK AND MAKING BAD CHOICES IN SCRIPTS. THE SECOND HE BACKED OFF OF BOTH HE WAS APPRECIATED AGAIN.