THE LARCH.

FALLOUT 3 HAS A SECTION WHERE, IN ORDER TO GET OUT, YOU MUST RECREATE A SET OF MUSICAL TONES BY ACTIVATING ASSORTED OBJECTS IN A ROOM. IN A GAME WITH FEW REAL PUZZLES IT IS QUITE A SHOCK. THE INTERNET HAD TO COME TO THE RESCUE FOR ME.

I ASSUME THIS MEANS USING A GREAT DEAL OF STEALTH.

I WILL PARTIALLY RECYCLE AND ADD TO A COMMENT ON THE STAGE VERSION OF THIS I MADE ELSEWHERE: THE SHOW COMMITS MANY SINS OF PLOT AND STRUCTURE, THE PLACEMENT OF SOME SONGS BECOMES DISTINCTLY CREEPY, NARRATIVE THREADS ARE DROPPED OR IGNORED, AND IN THE CONTEXT OF THE SHOW, YOU BECOME AWARE THAT CATCHY AS THE TUNES ARE,…

DOGS HAVE IMPRESSIVE DIGESTIVE ABILITIES. THINGS THAT MIGHT KILL YOU (OR JUST WISH FOR ME) WILL ONLY GIVE THEM IMPRESSIVE FLATULENCE.

THE ORIGINAL MUSICAL IS ALSO NOT VERY GOOD, WITH SOME SONG CHOICES THAT ARE GENUINELY CREEPY GIVEN THEIR POSITION IN THE SHOW.BUT WITH THE RIGHT CAST AND PRODUCTION DECISIONS IT CAN HAVE A QUALITY NOT UNLIKE THAT OF A BAG OF KITTENS. THEY ARE POOPING EVERYWHERE AND TEARING UP THE FABRIC, BUT THEY ARE ALSO JUST SO CUTE.

THERE IS NO POINT IN MY READING THIS. I’LL JUST WANT TO THROW THINGS WHEN THEY INEVITABLY GET IT WRONG.

THIS...LOOKS GOOD.

IT’S NOT A BAD MOVIE.

CONTEXT WOULD SUGGEST THAT IT MEANS REPORTING THE SUSPECTED ABUSER TO THE PROPER LOCAL AUTHORITIES. BUT IT WOULD BE GOOD TO KNOW THAT FOR CERTAIN.

IT WAS.

SOMETIMES, THE EXPERIENCE OF WATCHING SOMETHING THAT YOU FULLY EXPECT TO BE VERY VERY BAD, AND WHICH TURNS OUT TO BE...PERHAPS NOT GOOD OVERALL, BUT STILL POSSESSED OF STRANGE MOMENTS OF SATISFACTION AND QUALITY, CAN LEAD A PERSON TO WRITE STRANGE THINGS. I THINK THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES. WE SHOULD ALLOW MR ROTH…

WARS IN GENERAL ARE A PAIN. BUT AS THIS IS A USA-CENTRIC ARTICLE, I SPECIFIED THE US CIVIL WAR IN MY COMMENT.

I DO NOT CHOOSE WHO DIES. I JUST MAKE SURE THEIR SOULS MOVE ON.
AND IF I EVER CHANGED THAT POLICY I CERTAINLY WOULD NOT TALK ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET.

I DON’T BUY MUCH, SO I DON’T PAY MUCH ATTENTION TO THAT. I DO PAY CASH, AND I ALWAYS HAVE EXACT CHANGE. ALL THOSE PENNIES, YOU KNOW.

SHE WAS DEAD. YOU REALLY DO NOT WANT THE DEAD HANGING AROUND. THEY GET CRANKY, THE WALLS START BLEEDING, BAD MOVIES GET MADE ABOUT IT...

I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF EVERYONE GOT DRUNK INSTEAD. THE LAST US CIVIL WAR WAS QUITE ENOUGH FOR ME. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY OFFICERS DIED IN THAT? AND EVERY ONE OF THEM HAD TO HAVE A PERSONAL VISIT.

IF PEOPLE STILL SAY “OH SNAP” THAT WAS VERY DESERVING OF ONE.

YOU DO REALIZE IT WASN’T ACTUALLY AN APOLOGY, YES? JUST CHECKING BECAUSE YOU CLEARLY DO STRUGGLE WITH COMPLEX THOUGHTS.

NO.