IT WAS.

SOMETIMES, THE EXPERIENCE OF WATCHING SOMETHING THAT YOU FULLY EXPECT TO BE VERY VERY BAD, AND WHICH TURNS OUT TO BE...PERHAPS NOT GOOD OVERALL, BUT STILL POSSESSED OF STRANGE MOMENTS OF SATISFACTION AND QUALITY, CAN LEAD A PERSON TO WRITE STRANGE THINGS. I THINK THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES. WE SHOULD ALLOW MR ROTH…

WARS IN GENERAL ARE A PAIN. BUT AS THIS IS A USA-CENTRIC ARTICLE, I SPECIFIED THE US CIVIL WAR IN MY COMMENT.

I DO NOT CHOOSE WHO DIES. I JUST MAKE SURE THEIR SOULS MOVE ON.
AND IF I EVER CHANGED THAT POLICY I CERTAINLY WOULD NOT TALK ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET.

I DON’T BUY MUCH, SO I DON’T PAY MUCH ATTENTION TO THAT. I DO PAY CASH, AND I ALWAYS HAVE EXACT CHANGE. ALL THOSE PENNIES, YOU KNOW.

SHE WAS DEAD. YOU REALLY DO NOT WANT THE DEAD HANGING AROUND. THEY GET CRANKY, THE WALLS START BLEEDING, BAD MOVIES GET MADE ABOUT IT...

I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF EVERYONE GOT DRUNK INSTEAD. THE LAST US CIVIL WAR WAS QUITE ENOUGH FOR ME. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY OFFICERS DIED IN THAT? AND EVERY ONE OF THEM HAD TO HAVE A PERSONAL VISIT.

IF PEOPLE STILL SAY “OH SNAP” THAT WAS VERY DESERVING OF ONE.

YOU DO REALIZE IT WASN’T ACTUALLY AN APOLOGY, YES? JUST CHECKING BECAUSE YOU CLEARLY DO STRUGGLE WITH COMPLEX THOUGHTS.

NO.

I BOTH DO AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE ANGER SOME PEOPLE FEEL UPON LEARNING THAT NARNIA WAS A PURPOSEFUL CHRISTIAN ALLEGORY.

YOU ARE CORRECT. IT WAS GREAT FUN TO WATCH IN THE THEATER, BUT WHEN YOU SEE IT AGAIN, THESE DETAILS BECOME UNFORTUNATELY OBVIOUS.

I CAN SEE YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS WORKS.

AT LEAST PARTIALLY BECAUSE THOSE COMMENTS HAVE GARNERED A GREAT MANY REPLIES, AND SOME OF THOSE REPLIES HAVE GAINED A GREAT MANY LIKES. THE REPLIES TEND TO DISAGREE WITH THE OP’S.

LITTLE-KNOWN FACT - ‘KENOBI’ IS THE THIRD MOST POPULAR HUMAN SURNAME IN THE GALAXY.

IGNORING EXTREMISTS IS DANGEROUS. SO IS MAKING MARTYRS OF THEM.

I AGREE. THERE IS LITTLE STEREOTYPICALLY ‘CHINESE’ ABOUT DONG. HE’S EVEN AN EXCHANGE STUDENT, SO HAVING AN ACCENT ISN’T WRONG EITHER (POSSIBLY HE HAS THE *WRONG* BAD ACCENT, BUT I DO NOT RECALL THAT BEING PART OF THE COMPLAINT). OBVIOUSLY THIS DOES NOT MAKE EVERYTHING OKAY...

YOU SEEM TO BE SAYING SHE THE CHARACTER, AS OPPOSED TO SHE THE ACTRESS, WHICH IS HOW I TOOK YOUR ORIGINAL COMMENT. IF YOU DO MEAN THE CHARACTER, THEN I WITHDRAW MY SNARK.

“SHE” WAS THE INSTIGATOR OF THE SUB-PLOT? INTERESTING.

CORRECT. THESE POSTERS ARE THE NATIONAL SECURITY EQUIVALENT OF THOSE DUMB SAFETY POSTERS YOU SEE AT EVERY CONSTRUCTION SITE.