THE WITCHER IS NOT ACTUALLY SET IN POLAND. JUST THOUGHT I SHOULD POINT THAT OUT.

THAT IS A FANFIC SOMEWHERE, AND I STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU DO NOT TRY TO GOOGLE IT AT WORK.

IT DOES NOT SUCK. THERE ARE SOME INSPIRED MOMENTS, AND MANY GREAT LINES. IT IS NOT AN ESPECIALLY GOOD MOVIE, HOWEVER. THE INSPIRED BITS DO NOT HANG TOGETHER ENOUGH TO ELEVATE THE REST. ALSO, IT SPENDS FAR TOO MUCH TIME ON STAR WARS, AND NOT ENOUGH ON OTHER SCIFI.

I DON’T DO THE SHOPPING, OKAY?

IF YOU ARE LIGHTER THAN A GROCERY BAG, CHECK IT ALL. IF DARKER, CHECK NONE.

RANKIN BASS DID IT IN 90 MINUTES. WITH SONGS. A 2.5 HOUR VERSION MIGHT HAVE WORKED OUT OKAY.

TEMPTING. BUT MY JOB ISN’T CHOOSING, BUT GETTING THEM TO MOVE ON PROPERLY AFTER THE DYING PART.

I AM NOT SHOUTING. FOR ONE THING, I HAVE NO VOCAL CORDS. OR DIAPHRAGM, LUNGS, ETC.

THIS IS WHY I AM NOT A LAWYER. SENDING THE DEPARTED ON THEIR WAY IS MUCH SIMPLER.

TECHNICALLY, POLANSKI WAS NOT CONVICTED. RATHER, HE PLEAD GUILTY.

I HAVE TO INFORM YOU THAT THINGS ON THE INTERNET...MAY NOT BE 100% ACCURATE.

I CAN CONFIRM THAT.

PATIENCE IS WHAT ALLOWS YOU TO BE TIMELY.

TIMELINESS IS REQUIRED IN MY LINE OF WORK.

JAMES GARNER WOULD LIKE A WORD.

I VOTE FOR COLIN KAEPERNICK.

IF YOU HAVE THE MONEY AND THE SPACE, 240MM FANS ARE EVEN BETTER. SLOWER SPINS == LESS NOISE. OBVIOUSLY NOT AN OPTION FOR EVERYONE.

THE ROCKETEER WAS ACTUALLY A GOOD MOVIE, THOUGH.

THE SHADOW’S PROBLEM WAS THAT IT WAS NEVER QUITE SURE WHAT KIND OF MOVIE IT WAS. CAMPY OR GRITTY? AND THAT MADE IT FALL SHORT OF BOTH.

HE WAS QUITE THE CHARACTER. VERY POLITE WHEN I ASKED TO REFER TO ME AS “MISTER MAGGOT.”