TROPIC THUNDER.

I AM ADMITTEDLY A TOUGH AUDIENCE.

HAVE WE NOT SEEN THIS ARTICLE BEFORE?

I'M NOT SHOUTING.

SO FAR MOST OF THESE ARE PEOPLE WHO'VE LIVED A GOOD LONG TIME AT LEAST, AS OPPOSED TO BOWIE, PRINCE, AND THE FISHERS, WHO SHOULD HAVE ENJOYED A FAIR NUMBER OF YEARS YET.

WE ARE NOT USED TO THOSE AROUND HERE.

YOU *WOULD* SAY THAT.

THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS…

YOU ARE TOO KIND.

IT'S OKAY, I'M ON LUNCH.

NOW THIS GIMMICK ACCOUNT, I LIKE.

IT'S A LIVING.

IF YOU DID THAT WITH DONALD TRUMP, I WOULD NOT OBJECT.

OF ALL PEOPLE I THOUGHT YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND HOW I WORK. I COLLECT SOULS AND SEND THEM ON THEIR WAY. THE SCYTHE SEPARATES THE SOUL FROM THE BODY, BUT NOT UNTIL THE BODY ISN'T USEFUL ANYMORE. I DO NOT CHOOSE WHO LIVES AND WHO DIES.

OH, YOU.

I GET THAT A LOT. BUT HE HAS TO DIE FIRST. MY CHOOSING WHO GOES IS A COMMON MISCONCEPTION.

THERE ARE TIMES I REALLY REALLY HATE THIS JOB.

GIVE ME A BREAK, DAMMIT.

YOU FORGOT METHODISTS.

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