No worries. If he’s like most Sixers draft picks, he won't end up actually playing for the Sixers.

I never understood why the alien is always where I am. Its a huge spacestation and there are other people around. I got tired of being hunted 100% of the time.

I’m not even going to comment here, because there is nothing for me to say.

I think he deserves it in a perfect world, but he’d be beyond annoyed if he won the award and had to go up there in the midst of the Warriors celebration to get a trophy telling him he was the sum total of the entire Cavs offense. Seems like a mercy to not bother him more.

I think they’re judging them too harshly. What did people except? A better looking Starfox game? Images from the new Zelda? A new Metroid game (that is not some multiplayer thing)?

I guess I’ll just have to wait for the next Nintendo Direct to get more news :shrug:

It’s too bad this game wasn’t in California, because Mark Jackson’s tears would have fixed the drought.

You’re seriously going to say that with all the stuff Deadspin has written about Hope Solo, Ray Rice, Adrian Peterson, Jameis Winston, Aaron Hernandez and Floyd Maywether that they should be allowed to keep doing their thing athletically without repercussion? I don’t buy it. You may not have explicitly said they…

Rather than write a column about how we should give our piece of shit female athletes a pass like some male athletes have gotten, wouldn’t it be better to write a column about how we should stop excusing shitty anti-social behavior because someone is good with a ball? You know, as opposed to this piece trying to paint…

Personally I think the Xbox controllers have always been the best. I think they’re a lot more ergonomic and comfortable than anything Sony’s made.

As a Clevelander, I wish to extend a hearty fuck you, you godamned crybaby.

Jesus Christ. Stop being a penis and just enjoy the fact that your team is awesome and finally have the fan support previous ownership did their best to snuff out. Cry-asses everywhere.

As another Wild fan, fuck chicago teams. Never give them sympathy. May the blackhawks and cubs lose for another 100 years

Turns out the WTC collapse was just an exaggerated flop by Vlade Divac.

At last, video evidence that 2:24 is faster than 2:26.

Peyton and Eli’s cousin Joey Manning

I finished second in my grade’s spelling bee in 1st, 3rd, 4th, and 5th grades, losing all 4 times to the same kid.

You mean besides the evidence of signing black players to replace the black players he released?

“It seems odd to fire a coach who led his team to the playoffs in each of his five seasons.”