Yeah, kudos to Draper to spelling these issues out in a way that an idiot like me can grasp.

You’re the problem.

I LOVED IT. People who think Black Window was ruined must not know how emotions work. She’s strong as hell the whole way through, and the movie as a whole was great. +1 for Joss Whedon in my books.

Did you guys just transcribe your bitch-fest? Fun.

Yay more people pushing their hatred of a game on to those excited for it! Thanks for your support!! :-D

Man, your obliviousness to the irony of using Final Fantasy as a counterpoint here is just mindblowing.

Grappling hooks, bowler hats, gang wars, carriage chases?!? I'm 100% sold. This is the AC game I've always wanted!!!

Isiah Thomas

What a bunch of entitled whiners. Get over it seriously. I cannot believe how much gamers bitch and moan and cry over the most petty things. It makes me embarrassed to play games when I see how entitled you all think you are. They canceled the game, they took down the teaser, you were not entitled to either for any…

Trust me. Tommy will never get into Cooperstown.

Definitely due to the deflated balls. Not Chicago’s 30th ranked pass defense.

They passed on it

Sort of like boxing, where credentials are revoked when you want to ask Floyd about teeing off on a bunch of women.

You will wrest my milk from my dead Scandinavian body. Also, it’s like one of three drinks I can even drink anymore cause of allergies. I think I will go have a glass of milk right now. Milk.

RDJ has answered about his drug past many times. He was promoting his movie. He shouldn’t have to answer questions about his past. *shrug*

This joke doesn’t work because it’s the Titans that are offering number 2. The devil is in the details.

“You’re not that fucking good, Alex.”