The guys in the trees would get me every time with their jump scare. AND THEY WERE ALWAYS IN THE TREES, honestly how did no contestant know that?

I’ve flipped back and forth between N.E.S. and “ness” in conversations before. Both seem fine to me since one is an acronym sounding phrase, and the other is like a nickname.

At least he could tell us how they smell. But thinking about it, that would be like subjecting someone to torture. “Here smell this chip BUT YOU CAN NOT EAT IT”

I’m undead until i die (again?) and I say the heck with everyone, we’re gonna be our own faction, but with blackjack, and hookers! You know what? Forget the new faciton

I just treat my day one purchase almost like a kickstarter backer with access to an alpha build. The way it is now is great!

I would just want to be a powerful CEO and have one in my office, just to throw anyone that walks in off their game. I would make them talk to her and then she would relay their message to me, even though I can clearly hear them.

If they could lay in some compressible material like a foam padding on the door then that might cut down on shifting tools when hitting bumps and such. Hmm, this is really nifty looking

You know, my biggest criticism with Mario Tennis: Aces was that the racket/ko system was unrealistic. This just goes to show how wrong I was.

They need to bring it over to the UK as a fancy taco based “Pizza Hut”

I went hard into VR so I have most of the available mainstream VR setups you can get, from the ‘handheld’ stuff like Cardboard and Daydream to dedicated Vive machines.

Would be nice if I could stand wearing it for anything more than 30 mins max at a time. It is literally pushing a bright phone against your eyeballs. But I still like it nonetheless 

You wont catch me making that same mistake! *clasps his original pokemon cards close to his chest* These are gonna be worth millions one day! I’m storing them right next to my benie baby collection~

Eh, I like it. When I first saw it I thought it was a monster as well, but for some reason when I look at it now I really like the design in the front

Just throw a camelback straw on that sucker and you’re good to go!

This is exactly how I get chores done. The only caveat would be not to do any chores that require a ladder drunk, TRUST ME

I experienced it just this week! I’m even more upfront and said to them, “dont worry about it, I got it” from a distance of still about 10 paces. THEY STILL HELD IT OPEN. I basically muttered to myself, “I guess we’re doing this...” and quick shuffled to the door hastening the end of my precious lunch break and…

Obviously, the pro move is to feed a separate line into the AC air output system and pump some knockout gas into the car at the push of a button. I bet the visibility through the gas mask is good enough to mind your lane.

I wish I had a more creative mind, I would have definitely done whatever I could to get that sick Labo Switch.

This post would be perfect if it ended with that disclaimer “Splinter may receive a commission from purchasing through these links”

Who else’s name are they going to really pimp out on the back of a jersey? MERCHANDISING!