Of course not. The Snack Department has a 5-person staff.

No, I don’t consider that to be shade. I’d say that the dress casts shade. Is she allergic to belts or something? Why won’t she go away when we flush?

Not sure that is a dress... Looks a bit tentish

I don’t think I’d even blink. My mom is the type who sends things like Halloween-themed care packages with puffy pumpkin stickers, plastic spider rings, Harry Potter pencils, and such. I’m 36. I roll my eyes but secretly love it.

I’ve always had a fantasy where they bring out the family and kids, and when they say turn around or Let’s welcome home Corporal Marine Todd, the family turns around overjoyed and then they wheel out a casket with the flag draped over it.

She saves a lot of water by not washing her makeup off.

“Gah”?

You’d think “home” schooling would have covered responsible lawn maintenance.

But what will we do about excessive use of bold typeface?

Bit Easier to zoom in with a camera than it is with a water bucket.

So can a bird if it decides to fly into the rotors. Minimal risks are always there. The sky is a pretty large area.

Commenters don’t have editors and, for the most part, don’t claim to be writers.

“I’ve always been raised as being currently a 26-year-old,”

It’s fascinating how in the second picture, from the later remake of the scene, the creature is visibly hostile with eyes narrowed and teeth bared, clearly a monster. The original, by contrast, is inhuman but is calm and curious and is non-threatening beyond the sheer WRONGNESS of it and its presence. The original is…

Airbus A350 wings being tested.

Take the rebel flagged t-shirt off of the racist and all you have is a bare chested racist.

Ah, I see I’m the only pervert that immediately recognizes it as a riding crop

1. Gyms have lockers, where one can change into gym clothes.

No Real Networks is the worst corporation to ever have/existed. Ask someone that tried to use their products in the 90's. Shit was practically malware.

Exposed cyborg brain.