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Everyone beating up on Katy makes me feel sorry for her. She’s trying to be somewhat sincere in a...She’s a phony, but a real phony way. Sure, she’s doing this to promote an album but that’s what these pop people do now. I do think her emotions are real. I wish her the best. She’s obviously a dork. Pulls at my…
Man, im feeling super alone with this over here, but I’ve spent last night with Katy perry’s live stream and really enjoyed it. The Deray McKesson interview was a start but the Harness dinner seemed to come from a really good place. I don’t get all the hate in these parts....
This is a terrifying blow to democracy and should be the top story in every major news outlet, but it will be virtually ignored by most and celebrated by many.
Figured I’d honor you the way you’d want most.
Thank you for not making me click. You are doing the Lord’s work.
He must have dropped it in the toilet and now has it sitting in a ziplock of rice.
If only poor Theresa May had tweeted more...
I noticed that The Cosby Show reruns are back on some cable channel. They should run episodes back to back with 7th Heaven ones for maximum offense. “Must Turn-0ff TV” or something. Ugh.
In Space, Mother can’t read your impure thoughts.
You know what’s fun? Being stuck waiting for a shuttle in a dealership lobby with Fox News blaring on three screens. Here’s what I learned, in the 10 or so minutes I was stranded:
High school me would just have just said fuck it and chucked the bra. If you thought the straps were distracting wait until you see these G’s sway.
He turned me into a newt. Drown him! Burn him!
If he floats we get to burn him, right??
No, we press him to death with large stones, like civialized Christians.
If he floats, he is a witch! So we drown him.
We need to start conducting this witch hunt properly—we’ll throw Trump in a lake and, if he drowns, he’s innocent.
Why is this dickhole still talking about Hillary and the election?