None of those circus shot could’ve gone in if the earth were, say, round. When u gonna wake up?

Those numbers for NYC are a bit high. Talk to anyone who majored in English in NYC and is still living here, and we’ll tell you plenty of ways we’ve managed with take-homes *significantly* lower than 88/93. Sure, most involve some form of rooming or DINC’ing, but even then the household is below what you have here.

God, why must you B negative?

Cespedes is “la potencia”

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: Mister Fucking Queenz.

I say Harvey to the Braves for Dickey, Colon, and 3 cases of Narraganset.

next, they’re going to sign Gordon Hayward!

Most years, I’m used to the Mets looking like butt. This year, it has been so incredibly hard to watch games! I find myself YELLING at my laptop or whatever screen I’m watching them on in ways I would never have....say....3 years ago.

~the only things worth caring bout are those that affect one in an immediate, direct, and personal way~

Hey I fucks with Marcus smart because in my 2K My Career file I was drafted by the Celtics and threw hella assists his way. Ergo yeah he was correct in this behavior. Also shout out to Kelly Olynyk, the real MVP.

“i’ve seen it happen a handful of times, so that must be how it happens every time!”

Not exactly an offensive powerhouse? based on last year’s numbers? when at least 2 of our 5 best players were hurt at any given time, and during which Jay Bruce forgot how to swing? If anything, Reyes’ production is especially apparent since he was so damn good toward the end of last year. But our numbers so far this…

If the Mets played the Jets in soccer, who’d win?

A purchase of a ticket to a game between two sports teams is a NOT a promise that players X, Y, and Z from a given team will show up to play. It’s promise that *players, in any possible configuration* from those teams will face off, and you the buyer will be there to see it. Thinking “Cavs v/whoever tix equals seeing…

Certain Dri changed my life and, actually, I think it altered my biology: I don’t even use it anymore, but I never sweat out of my pits (even though my chest, back and other parts of my body get hella sweaty).

+1 angry Barry P

na, neither of them said “come to brazil!”

Well, at least the Nets have made moves toward looking somewhat less miserable in a future that is at least within the realm of speculation now. This season has been the first actual attempt at long-term damage control from the Boston Massacre.

This is awesome! However, I wanted to put this out there, with respect to the last line of the first paragraph. In my experience, Target’s build-it-yourself furniture is FAR inferior to IKEA’s stuff: in sturdiness, yes, but also in terms of quality control for the screws and other small pieces in box.

This is awesome! However, I wanted to put this out there, with respect to the last line of the first paragraph. In…

We’re shit, the Mets are saying. Associate us with failure. That’s not how this is supposed to work!