As a Mets fan, this really hits home: it explains why Matt Harvey will always be “good, not great.”

I’d buy a shirt with any still from Drew on Chopped!

hate to be this guy, but: Neil Walker is a capable *in*fielder (Meet the Mets section)

It was at that point in the game when the laptop I was watching it on was on silent, out of my line of sight on the table, while I was doing other shit, waiting for the inevitable 4th consecutive loss. And then WHAM!

*unsure if landing AP in my fantasy auction draft for a decent price just got better or worse*

You’ve got to read the pamphlets of the 17th and 8th Century English prose stylists. They were HILARIOUS!

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