Wait a minute here... When you wrote, “Matrix was actually a trail blazer”, are you saying that the Toyota Matrix was a “trail blazer” as in it blazed a trail for modern hatches/wagons? Or are you trying to say that it was based off of a Chevrolet “TrailBlazer”?
So its a Bentley you can rent? how pesantly... where is my slav....I mean my chafferer going to stay? in the same hotel!
The Crosstour is probably what Walter White would have traded up for when his Aztek needed replacement had he lived long enough.
So this is Honda’s Edsel.
Sorry, but this is NOT a wagon.
We did get the TSX wagon...but then they didn’t give it the Stick that the sedan got.
Yeah, just like the Pontiac Aztec! hahaha
Actually I liked the way the Crosstour looked. At least it was different. I’m sure that in 20 years if this site is still around a post will pop up about it and everyone will ohhhh and ahhh over it much like 90% of the weird shit that gets shown from the vehicular past here.
Good. Next!
What are these? Headlights for ants?
He should hang out with Paul Moller of Skycar fame. Just think of the fantastic imaginary cars they could not build together.
While this is hysterically funny from a perspective of ‘anyone that knows anything about vehicle design, production, procedures and ... well anything really’ the guy clearly believes his shit and is stressing so many pointless and irrelevant (and stupid) stuff like ‘billet’, ‘knock off centre lock wheels’ and ‘single…
I’ve been watching this saga unfold for the past couple of weeks not realizing I know this guy!! He built this pretty cool Diablo 6.0 replica and lived on Long Island. He actually introduced me to a company called North American Kitcar which seems to no longer be in business but they made some of the most exact…
The jalopnik animation at the end is beautiful.
“Fell off a truck” is a novel way of saying “ran out of time to finish the Bondo.” After seeing the car, and the quickly thrown together boards and the answers Mr. Lyons gives, this whole thing feels like a standard high school project...thrown together the night before with minimal effort. Props to Jalop for giving…
Stop picking on this guy, its just kind of mean and pointless.
Those sonsofbitches can’t even spell “believe.”
