you can’t just have two hours of kaiju slapping each other around like a gargantuan WWE highlights reel

That was the point in the review where it became clear to me that Katie Rife and myself have totally different world views.

Yeah, when i read that my reaction was, “wait a minute, why not?”

“You can’t just have two hours of kaiju slapping each other around like a gargantuan WWE highlights reel.”

You said it. And are wrong.

..ingly good.

Is the burrito version $2.99?

I remember when the Shredded Chicken Quesarito (best thing on the menu) debuted and it was also $2.99.  It’s now $4.  In fact everything they sell seems to have gotten more expensive and they are the only chain without a decent app with coupons.

The dish was tested in Columbus, Ohio

It takes an impressive level of stupidity to shout “Build the Wall” at an Indigenous People’s March...

“GOD DAMMIT, CLETUS, TAKE THE CHICKENS OUT OF THE CRATES BEFORE YOU THROW THEM INTO WOOD CHIPPER FOR PROCESSING!”

You’re wrong about Riley — he is funny and you’re wrong about that Shaq joke- It’s not funny. 

I remember Lauren Lapkus took a hiatus from the podcast she was doing at the time to film this and that was like three or four years ago. When it didn’t come out after a year or two from that hiatus I knew for sure it was going to suck.

Not a critic’s movie.

Somewhere out in the multiverse there is a John C Reilly who is widely regarded as one of the finest actors of his generation and a multi Oscar nominee, because there's no Will Ferrell around to ruin his career.

Yeah, ok, maybe he was a weird and borderline criminal obsession with teenage girls but on the other hand you have to admit that his movies are some terrible overwritten bullshit. 

I’m going to watch this on a tiny TV while eating a bowl of 25-cent ramen, and laugh and laugh.

Before I start, let me be clear that I’m not usually one for conspiracy theories, and that I respect Kotaku as a journalistic outlet.

At a concert I was dragged to, I once had to watch Imagine Dragons attempt a Rush song - Tom Sawyer.

“Too many characters?” that’s basically what Marvel has been going for since the first Avengers. It’s a crossover event in the spirit of the original comic.

This sounds like a Pitchfork review, in that it takes something that’s recognized as good and shits on it for something so trivial