Shelter Cat Update!

He’s doing it because he’s an animal, and also because he’s kind of a dick.

I would wear that blazer weekly.  That is a Mary Berry fever dream of a blazer.

It’s like some people have never seen Jaws...

When reached for comment the Mountain Lions called out local residents as “a bunch of fucking narcs.”

IIRC, the big concern is that if they get a “taste” for human flesh, they’ll be much more likely to see isolated humans as prey in the future and attack them. Right now mountain lions generally won’t see people as potential prey, which is why they tell you to stand up tall and wave your arms around if you come across…

I mean, being dead and all, they don’t technically need anything. But they definitely don’t need their legs.

Shelter Cat Update!

She’s such a POS to do this, and at a trade publication at that, when she knows Wilson has a legal gag and can’t publicly defend herself. This is some Harvey Weistein shit, trying to destroy an actress that didn’t behave as she wanted to in a publication that is read by her co-workers. And yes, there’s nothing I’ve…

Ayanna Pressley’s outfit says “fuck a funeral.”

AOC’s wine red pussy bow moment.

It might not sound really exciting, but I’m looking forward to him opening it. In the spring my husband and I went to a chocolate making demonstration, and this French chocolatier had samples, one was, in his opinion, the best chocolate in the world, and it was really good chocolate. Valrhona, a French chocolate…

I’m feeling very holiday-unhappy. I’m trying to look ahead but holidays bring so many unwanted, dreadful memories and feelings from growing up with that absolute hell vortex of a family. Plus I don’t have any gift exchanging or parties to go to or anything. It's a very dragged-down feeling. 

I was invited to a friend’s White Elephant party one year with a really big group. I thought it was for silly gag gifts but after people started opening them, I realized no, people were getting fairly nice stuff, like a small immersion blender, a set of tumblers with a bottle of wine, etc.

It would be a lot less infuriating if people like Johannson and Degeneres didn’t try to twist their continued friendships with people who have done shitty things as some sort of brave or morally courageous stance. The simple fact of the matter is you like someone personally for whatever reason, and don’t want to…

I’ve been through some long periods of unemployment, and I feel you on the suckiness. The best advice I have is this:

Looking for words of encouragement tonight.

Fear is the stupidest emotion. Can you reason with it? Not usually. Can you beat it into submission? Debatable. Can you outsmart it? Tell me how.