I don’t know how he’s gonna get out of this one. They were probably the only people in there

Just imagine ACCIDENTALLY playing through on your first time and having everyone live.

You’d be like “What the fuck did I just play?”

While this didn’t tell me much about Kool Keith’s taste in wine, I’m pretty sure we all already knew he was a renaissance man.

Let the record show that Chris volunteered to review Mad Max. You brought this on yourself, man!

Still not a great storyline, Vince.

At least the soulless dead eyes are spot-on.

It would’ve been awesome had the redemption pic just been a giant middle finger in a suit coat.

TL:DR is what I think.

Just to be clear..Mayweather is dogshit and he deserves to suffer, and I really don’t know anything about Rousey, but...

“ For Bill Robizine, the Kings player who was the victim of that first glass-shattering Dawkins dunk, the famous moment was the beginning of a long, dire downhill slide: Three years later, he was out of the league, and killed himself in his car by carbon monoxide poisoning. “

Juicy Lucy wanted him home, that's all.

He didn’t die; he was just called back to Lovetron.

If Pierzynski ever decides to finally retire, it seems like he could have a great post-baseball career as a member of the LAPD.

How have you freaked out your fellow fantasy managers?

“Also staggering math numbers? The millions you stole from us, shitbag.”

Also,

Right now is exsquisite times in the tag division.

i don’t think you played FO3.

What the actual fuck did I just watch? o.O

Gotta say, I feel pretty safe in this judgement.